Joana Barrios
Nude

Joana Barrios is an actress. Duh. She has tits. You want to know more? Well, there’s not that much to know, yet. She’s only starting this glorious business we call show, and we bet she’ll be showing a lot more as her resume (and our pants) grow. She landed first in a short film with the title that sums up what we’d like to do with our hard-on and her, Insert (2010). The Portuguese film led to a recurring role on the adventure series Odysseus, where she plays Acte. It doesn’t look like acting in the episode “Ulysse est vivant,” where she’s on the floor with her tits out. It inspires us to write an epic poem, but we’ll masturbate instead.